Letter to Mike Hogan
Mr Hogan,
I Brian Smith, of extreme Atlanta Brave passion, officially surrender the 2006 season to you and the New York Metropolitans. Clearly my team, the Braves, suck this year and can not compete on the level of the glorious Mets. I bow down to you.
You have the best offense in baseball. David Wright and Jose Reyes are the foundation of a wonderful left side of the infield anybody would be jealous of. Pedro Martinez still has his stuff. Billy Wagner has only blown like 2 saves.
The NL East pennant is all yours for the taking.
I can not hide behind the shadows of the superstation no longer.
It’s obvious that the Mets are the most dominant team this season, this decade, and no one has a chance to even compete against them.
So with all of this being said, and the subsequent trash talking sure to come my way during a 7-0 game in the second inning with zero outs, I bid you good luck. I want you to succeed. It’s important to me. Otherwise, as in the past, things get boring. In my opinion there is no possible way the Mets can’t win the World Series this year. They are the greatest.
Yours truly,
Brian Smith, Braves fan crying under my covers.
I’m satisfied!