Upon further review today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (“Ol’ Chumbucket”) and Mark Summers (“Cap’n Slappy”), of the United States, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate. For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with “Hello”, but with “Ahoy, me hearty!” The date was selected because it was the birthday of Summers’s ex-wife and consequently would be easy for him to remember.
For more information…
The Original Talk Like A Pirate Day Web site
WIKI ITLAPD
FLICKR ITLAPD

Smith, Brian x [8:50 AM]:
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MATEY YOU BE KEEPING THA GOLD FROM THE BOUNTY.. BETTER SPLIT UP THE FINDINGS
MXXXXXX, Michael W [8:57 AM]:
i be splitting those that want a part of me treasure.
Smith, Brian x [8:59 AM]:
ARG TIS VERY MERRY OF YOU
[...] TLAPD [...]