THIS IS IT

Dear Person who said “I can’t Imagine your life is any more exciting than mine”:

While you were busy bouncing your nephew’s on your knee and playing Final Fantasy 72 this past weekend, did you find time to enjoy any of the following events:

-Walking in an extreme downpour
-Feed chickens, geese, and ducks
-Fill buckets of clay to hand up to another person
-Attending the Hadestown theatre production
-Seeing the Circus in the form of a Costume party
-Drive 400 miles/go out of state, including stopping to take random pictures along the way
-Pee in the woods, or pee anywhere outside (and yes I do consider that exciting)
-Get trailed by a Vermont state cop for several miles only to have him not pull you over
-Helping to traverse a 4 foot wide clay mixer down a steep driveway and figuring out how to get the said mixer through a tight spot between a car and a rock wall
-Playing catch with a bowling ball and then bowling down a steep driveway to see if you can get the ball to go into the winooski river (which it never did)
-Have your likeness be used as a Halloween Costume, randomly somewhere in the Midwest
-etc

Adventures