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Hump DAY kids!!

It’s almost the weekend..

yeah

Pretty, not.

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After Johnny gets off the DL it looks like he may return to the pen as the team’s closer. That’s fine with me. Whatever it takes to prolong his career.. Read More

haha, here’s an old video shot in like 2003 or 2004

In honor of National Cubicle Day

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say, in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual, work. —Peter

No, not again. I…Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of s—- out the window. —Samir

Oh, and remember: Next Friday…is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. —Lumbergh

Well, see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh…it doesn’t really matter. I, uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. —Peter

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don, too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…. —Milton

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary. —Peter

We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal pound me in the a—prison. —Michael Bolton

It’s not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It’s about all of us. I don’t know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don’t know, maybe it was just shock and it’s wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die — Michael, we don’t have a lot of time on this earth! We weren’t meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements. —Peter

Well, well, look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? —Tom

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. —Peter

Falcons Draft MATT RYAN #3 overall.

3
34
37
48
68
98
103
138
172
212
232

4 in the top 50
6 in the top 100
7 in the top 102

they have 11 draft picks for now..

I don’t know man.

I am happy with either Glen Dorsey, Matt Ryan, or Chris Long.

I haven’t tried to think about who else they can draft in this draft since they have so many picks. It’s all about pick #3 for me. I don’t think they will get a trade that makes it worth while. Not even Bengals #1 pick and Chad Johnson… well..

The First Round technically starts tomorrow at 3:00PM.

Welcome John Smoltz to the 3,000 Career Strikeout Club

210 Wins
154 Saves
3.25 ERA
1.168 WHIP
3,006 Strikeouts

Rank – Player – Total – Years
1. Nolan Ryan 5,714 27
2. Roger Clemens 4,672 24
3. Randy Johnson 4,629 20
4. Steve Carlton 4,136 24
5. Bert Blyleven 3, 701 22
6. Tom Seaver 3,640 20
7. Don Sutton 3,574 23
8. Gaylord Perry 3,534 22
9. Walter Johnson 3,509 21
10. Phil Niekro 3,342 24
11. Greg Maddux 3,287 22
12. Ferguson Jenkins 3,192 19
13. Bob Gibson 3,117 17
14. Curt Schilling 3,116 20
15. Pedro Martinez 3,031 16
16. John Smoltz 3,006 20

Happy Earth Day!

Here are a few things you can do today to celebrate
1. Plant trees – The world can always use some more trees to reduce greenhouse gas emissions
2. Learn about the environment – Educate yourself. It’s important.
3. Reduce, resuse, and recycle – and be concious about it
4. Pick up Litter – It’s bad enough others toss their litter as if it has no affect on them. But it does. Set a good example and pick some up.

for more ideas…