The Braves have the worst record in baseball.
Clearly they are not very good.
So guess what kids…
THE METS are my new favorite team.
I just love Jose Reyes and David Wright.
Pedro is my favorite pitcher from this era.
Johan is my favorite pitcher of any era.
Willee Randolph always makes the right moves.
I just love when Billy Wagner comes in and finishes the game.
I support Carlos Delgado and his desires to stand or not stand for the pledge of allegiance.
Beltran is the greatest post season player in the history of the MLB.
Can’t wait til Mosies Alou gets healthy.
John Maine is an all star pitcher this year.
Clearly there is no choice but to cut my loses now and ride the Mets wagon of joy forever and ever from here on out until we (the mets) win multiple world series championships and I can die in peace.
I’m sad this is the last year of Shea Stadium.
I’m quitting my job and buying season tickets ASAP.. I’m moving to Queens even. I’ll live on a bench outside the stadium and sell hot dogs during the day to make money.
It’s the only choice I have.
Come on up and meet the METS!