THIS IS IT

haha, here’s an old video shot in like 2003 or 2004

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In honor of National Cubicle Day

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say, in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual, work. —Peter

No, not again. I…Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of s—- out the window. —Samir

Oh, and remember: Next Friday…is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. —Lumbergh

Well, see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh…it doesn’t really matter. I, uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. —Peter

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don, too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…. —Milton

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary. —Peter

We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal pound me in the a—prison. —Michael Bolton

It’s not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It’s about all of us. I don’t know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don’t know, maybe it was just shock and it’s wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die — Michael, we don’t have a lot of time on this earth! We weren’t meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements. —Peter

Well, well, look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? —Tom

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. —Peter

At the desk, The Office, Work

Finally the snow pile has completely melted and we can stop monitoring it. Good riddance.

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