THIS IS IT

Awesome…

Hey Bri,

The big day! Finally here! I cannot wait to call you tonight and tommorrow and to know that your day is finally here. It couldn’t have come at a better time (ok,so 2 years ago would have been a better time, but hell—now that we’re here, let’s just enjoy the fact that it’s happening, you’re giong to an amazing surgeon and when it’s over, you’ll never have to juggle some many balls in the air to make it happen again.)

I’m sorry I can’t call right now, much as i’d like—-I’m at work and left my stupid cell at home and i love you man, but i don’t know your number by heart!

Congratulations so, so much on making this happen, brian. I know you’re going to love how you feel afterwards. I did. I can’t wait to see you soon.

I am so glad for you, man, truly.

with much man love :-)

kade

so any guesses?

Am I getting a tummy tuck?

Another BS

so i like have this real common email address so i get random stuff like this all the time from people trying to reach somebody else but they use my email address… so now I present to you a few movie reviews from diego… make with it what you will… to my mind i am still try understand this.

Hi Brian,

I attach my homework.

Best Regards

Diego

L´adversaire

Uf…a French film! This is not a movie I`d recommend. I felt awful when I saw this French movie. The star is Daniel Auteuil and he is a fantastic actor. The plot is up to much too but the film is about a real history about a men who was a liar. He lies to his parents, family and friends about his life and his job. The film finish with the men kill to everybody, when he fell they know the true. To my mind if you can read a good book, do it.

Matrix

To my mind is a terrific movie. The special effects and the plot are wonderful. The film is about the future. The machines create the virtual reality to the human race and control them with that. The human free can be there too and they can do amazing things

When I saw the movie I didn’t know anything about it. I was surprise when Neo take the red pill. Highly recommended!

Memento

The plot is really hard to follow. The movie starts in the finish and is about men who haven’t memory. If you want see the movie and you think about anything for a second, probably you will miss the film. If you want to see a different movie, see it.

Friends

This is a comedy series. To my mind it`s terrific and funny. Is about a group of friends and how they grown up. To be honest, when I see some chapter again I laugh out how the first time. I think the stars are great and the plot is up to much. When you see a chapter you can forget all. If you are depressed I heartily recommend.

Another BS, Movies

so I get these emails all the time (sent to the wrong person at my very common email address)... but this one intrigues me… so now i’m a part of the writers strike?

Michael:

As I stated in my e-mail prior to the beginning of the strike, we’d love to set up some one-on-one meetings between writers and experts on different health issues. One in particular that I’m focused on is diabetes. Is there a time in the next two weeks when I might be able to take you to lunch or breakfast and have our diabetes expert join us to brief you on this issue? Next week we’re going to be dropping by some of the pickets in the valley with refreshments and to introduce ourselves to folks. Hope your soles are holding up.

Larry

Larry Deutchman
Exec. VP Marketing & Industry Relations
Executive Producer, PRISM Awards
Entertainment Industries Council, Inc.
26## W. Olive St., Ste. 574
Burbank, CA 91505
8##-3##-5001
Fax: 8##-3##-5005

#####@eiconline.org

Another BS

It’s been a while since I’ve posted any of these. I do have a few more that I should post, maybe tomorrow.. but here is the most recent one.

On 5/8/06, Natalie wrote:
it’s my brian smith. how the hell are you. and where the hell are you? screw the email thing call me when you get a second. xxx-xxx-xxxx. talk to you soon.

~ Natalie

I ain’t your brian smith!
-briansmith

Natalie then wrote:
i only know one brian smith and i refer to him lovingly as my brian smith. deal with it!
~ Natalie

I then wrote:
sorry, thats okay… having this email address, i now know many a brian smith
unfortunately though, this one and that one aren’t the same one u speak of
im sorry.

On 5/9/06, Natalie wrote:
ok then who are you? and why would you tell me to email you at this adress if you werent the brian smith i know?
~ Natalie

I then wrote:
im brian smith, just not the same one…
im sorry i just dont know any nataliejohns..
perhaps the other brian smith gave the wrong email address on accident.
hope you find him
hope everything else is well with you regardless.
peace out
Brian

Another BS

From: dave leneehan
To: briansmith
Date: Dec 3, 2005 6:23 PM
Subject: arrival in sydney

this is just a test to see if i have the right e mail address for you. i think its one of these.

how are you getting on? have you arrived in sydney yet, if so we should meet up. my mobile number here is 0408435555.

just brief as not sure if i have right e mail address for you.

cheers,
lenny

From: Brian Smith
To: dave lenehaan
Date: Dec 3, 2005 10:00 PM
Subject: Re: arrival in sydney

lenny, buddy, pal… this isn’t the right email address..

however, i’ll give you a call if i ever do come to sydney… would love to hang!

peace

Another BS

I always get emails directed to a different Brian Smith..

It’s kinda interesting. This is the first in a series of emails that I’ll post directed to a different Brian Smith—-

On 10/31/05, William Esper <> wrote:

Please let me know if you get this e mail

On 10/31/05 6:35 PM, “Brian Smith” <> wrote:

yup, got the email

On 11/1/05, William Esper <> wrote:

Hi Brian You need to bring your fee in next class plus a late fee charge of 20 so your total will be 360 Thanks laith

On 11/1/05 11:03 AM, “Brian Smith” <> wrote:

Laith, this isn’t the same Brian Smith that you are trying to contact. Fyi. Please check his email address

William Esper <> Tue, Nov 1, 2005 at 11:17 AM
Brian
There is only one Brian smith in the studio. So if you don’t owe Bill and you paid him let me know and I will tell him that he over looked it instead of sending me a smart answer like that.

Brian Smith to William 11:20 am
No, I am not that Brian Smith in that I am not in the studio. In other words, I have no idea what you are talking about. I get emails for other Brian Smith’s all the time. Surely, this is a possibility don’t you think. Good luck getting your money. Tell Bill to relax.

Another BS