Category Archives: Work

Take That Credit Card!!

I finally just paid off my credit card that I’ve been dealing with ever since a long long time ago. Put it this way, I had about a balance of 3k before we moved to Michigan in August 2004. I paid to move to Michigan with that card… Then in Michigan had no money [...]

Coffee and twizzlers

Apparently dont mix

New Mouse

Sometimes it’s the little things in life that give us great pleasures. I have been enjoying my first full day spinning my brand new little wireless mouse. The Logitech Nano. Thing is smooth like butter.

Right about now…

I’m guessing my landlord is getting our lease termination letter right about now. And is thinking, shoot. Truth be told it was a month to month lease. They decided to put the house back on the market the third week in August. In other words, it’s for sale. So, that’s what happens. Not sure what [...]

Dealing with these Balloons

UNBELIEVEABLE

THIS BETTER BE A PHOTOCHOP.. GUESS THAT TEACHES ME TO MOVE CUBES THEN STAY HOME THE NEXT DAY

Fish Alert

what the ef get out of my cube

Some people would call it

Unbelievable

Stupid Battery

This was referred to as “Express” installation. Took the guy a half hour to do everything.

Here’s the backstory:
So…. kids…. where’s the worst spot your car ever decided to stall out and not turn back on?

so i go out to start my car this morning and nothing. i jump it with this portable jumping [...]

Trapped in Elevator for 41 Hours

I came across this yesterday morning, absolutely insane

full story > http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten

One Year

I had thought about making a big deal about it, then later forgot entirely which is partially a good thing.. but super huge congrats to myself for not waiting a table at Ponderosa in over a year. Words can’t adequately describe how grateful I am that I no longer have to wait tables to make [...]

National Cubicle Day

In honor of National Cubicle Day

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say, in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual, work. —Peter

No, not again. I…Why does it say paper jam when [...]

Paper Clips

I’m a big fan.

Taxes Done

So we took a snow day yesterday but it wasn’t all for naught. We completed our taxes. So that’s a plus. We used #1030 and only had to pay 10 bucks for each of our returns (Fed, MI, NY). In the end the govt owes us money so that’s also a plus.

To Gig or Not To Gig?

Alright so I started writing this a few weeks ago, I guess it’s about time I revisit it so I can just dump it out of my internal brain queue…. Editor Note- This was written over the course of several weeks…

Today in 2bs.com class we will learn what Patrick really means when he [...]

This Template

I’m sick of it.

I will be template shopping sometime in the next few days and trying out a few things here and there…

I like that it is clean, but I want my STUFF at the top

GO TO A RANDOM POST!

THIS IS AWESOME

http://www.twobs.com/blog/?random

Live and In Stereo

Commute was fine.
Time to jam out the emails.

The True Bergeron

False Alarm

For whatever reason they had a false alarm at the bank and the cops thought that we were being robbed when we tried to come back in just now… Weird.

The Quick Cup

The Quick Cup is the single greatest addition to my cube life since the iPod purchase of July 2007. Fresh hot quick cups of home brew coffee practically any time I want it in the morning and maybe a little left over for after lunch. No more mid morning trips to wherever for a 2 [...]

So Good News

well sorta, I never really formatted the correct drive on my computer… its a long story, but basically its as if i never did anything…
But in other good news.. I have recovered my 180 gig drive that i thought i would never ever see again… there are years of photos, random mydocs, and [...]

Doing it…

Got the external harddrive plugged in… Moving pretty much all documents, music, any other files I think are important over, and eventually reformatting this SOB so that it will hopefully have less issues… Not sure how far into this I will get tonight.. I am drinking some tea right now.. so who knows…

To Nandini It

Okay so Nandini commented to me earlier about why my blogs don’t contain enough office drama related material. Which is a good quesiton, but the answer is pretty easy to figure out for yourself. So while we are here I will explain what it means to Nandini your lunch. Which isn’t a bad thing. And [...]

so yeah..

this template sucks…. something is broken with the other template… so we’ll have to deal with this until I am able to get/upload a new one that i can deal with… next week maybe

Did I really just say this?

I can agree that its not as bold as some of the boldest of bold samples we have rejected for being bold.

Patrick is D2M

and I told him to go back to his tomb, which apparently is under my desk… WTF Moment.

Great Heavy Snow

Looks like I’ll be rejecting tax form designs thru the night if I get snowed in today. Woo boy.

A snowy one-two punch is on the way
Six inches today, heavier accumulations Sunday
By DAVID FILKINS, Staff writer

ALBANY —Capital Region residents will get a taste of snow today, but will have to wait until the weekend [...]

Special Message To AES

I HATE YOU

I’m finally completely up to date.

And now back to being poor.

Not!

Time to TAX the system back.

I’m gonna TAX you.

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So… Message Board?

Since I am being severly lazy with the release of 2BS 2.0 (or whatever the next redesign—redo—entire website from the original concept built 7 years ago)... ... maybe I have enough active visitors to bring back the MESSAGE BOARD.. and we can have some real fun… away from this 2BS dominated bullshit…. [...]

Teaching Patrick the Ways of Flickr 101

Does he get it?

(i dunno he is from vermont and he is a red sox fan so…. i dunno)

IF WE DON’T CAPTURE IT WE DON’T CARE

Ain’t that the truth.

No Costumes?

Absolutely no one was dressed up today. How sad. Only one girl wore a wizard/witch hat. but no one else… no penny. no patrick dressed up like a yankee fan. no justus dressed up like a scanner. no christine dressed up like a clown. or anything like that.. okay mick had a dreads-hat on and [...]

WTF (Google Content)

Looks like whatever issue my stupid ass website had caused google to black list… damn it… hurry up google and update yourself

TS/BC

Can you confirm that the issue is gone? My webhost says everything should be all set now. Thanks

Known Issue

I’m aware of the issue I’m having and will hopefully have an answer from my webhost soon.

Other than that I am going away for the weekend… so you’re on your own.

The Barcode Ghost

A short while ago in a not too far away land lived a barcode with many hands. A barcode unafriad to tell secrets but keen to thoughtless provacation. A barcode unlike no other but alike many others. This barcode lived a happy life always passing with high ANSI standard quality. Til one day along came [...]

Ummm…..

Why is everyone in the office walking around and talking like Pirates? Any ideas? I am a little concerned, a little confused, and a little scared….

Help me.

The Great Pretzel Show

So apparently I have a pretzel show at lunch everyday… If you are interested in attending you will have to wait for the youtube vids to appear within the next couple months… Otherwise, you will just have to imagine it.

Well, at least it’s Friday.

We came so close to just not coming into work today… but we already drove to the parking lot, and we already parked.. And since we already did that part, there was no good reason to not go to work. Gotta get paid.
Anyway.. so I’m just going to mail in the day from here—and [...]

!!! TPS Cover Sheet

HIGH PRIORITY

Please note, effective immediately September 7th, 2007.

All TPS Reports should have a cover sheet.

Please reference the attached TPSreport.pdf for the proper formatting of said TPS Report Cover Sheet.

If there are any questions please contact Human Resources.

THANKS

See attached file here

My New NYS License

Okay so the picture is extremely horrible, but hey—- at least it’s here finally!

How do you like them apples?

The Pee City Culprit

Seriously now!—- I’ve noticed this about 5 times in the past 2-3 weeks—- But WHO THE HECK is the guy that uses the toilets but doesn’t flush his pee???? Enough is enough….

Not washing hands is bad enough, but can we please…

If I catch this person in the act of leaving said pee, I’m gonna say.. [...]

Monday Confessional

Remember how excited I was when last Monday came around? Yeah, well.. not so much this time. I’ve got a big ole case of it.

For You Pondo Servers…

I still haven’t counted my money made from my last day of work! I’m actually finally unfolding it now.

And it’s Wednesday!

...Yeah?

Yay Tuesday!

Alright.. So I suppose I can’t give you something positive all the time, so this time I’ll give a few things positive and a few things negative to balance us out a bit..

I love the Rain. I enjoy water and don’t mind getting wet. True I don’t want to be downpoured on, but a little [...]

Mad Ruler Skillz

So I like to wear a ruler on my head. It’s not like a new thing. I’ve been accessorizing with a ruler hat for many years now and today I’m bringing it back. It’s back. It’s on my head…

YAY!! MONDAY!!

I love Mondays, don’t you? They are the greatest invention of our time. If it weren’t for Mondays there wouldn’t be Tuesdays or Fridays. Mondays snap the end of your weekend off and leave you with a work week..

In other news, Bickersmith Thank You Cards are completed and will be in the mail tomorrow. That’s [...]