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New Mouse
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
Sometimes it’s the little things in life that give us great pleasures. I have been enjoying my first full day spinning my brand new little wireless mouse. The Logitech Nano. Thing is smooth like butter.
UNBELIEVEABLE
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
THIS BETTER BE A PHOTOCHOP.. GUESS THAT TEACHES ME TO MOVE CUBES THEN STAY HOME THE NEXT DAY
Trapped in Elevator for 41 Hours
Monday, June 16th, 2008
I came across this yesterday morning, absolutely insane
full story > http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten
National Cubicle Day
Monday, April 28th, 2008
In honor of National Cubicle Day
Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say, in a given week I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual, work. —Peter
No, not again. I…Why does it say paper jam when [...]
To Gig or Not To Gig?
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
Alright so I started writing this a few weeks ago, I guess it’s about time I revisit it so I can just dump it out of my internal brain queue…. Editor Note- This was written over the course of several weeks…
Today in 2bs.com class we will learn what Patrick really means when he [...]
False Alarm
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
For whatever reason they had a false alarm at the bank and the cops thought that we were being robbed when we tried to come back in just now… Weird.
The Quick Cup
Friday, January 4th, 2008
The Quick Cup is the single greatest addition to my cube life since the iPod purchase of July 2007. Fresh hot quick cups of home brew coffee practically any time I want it in the morning and maybe a little left over for after lunch. No more mid morning trips to wherever for a 2 [...]
To Nandini It
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
Okay so Nandini commented to me earlier about why my blogs don’t contain enough office drama related material. Which is a good quesiton, but the answer is pretty easy to figure out for yourself. So while we are here I will explain what it means to Nandini your lunch. Which isn’t a bad thing. And [...]
Did I really just say this?
Monday, December 17th, 2007
I can agree that its not as bold as some of the boldest of bold samples we have rejected for being bold.
Patrick is D2M
Friday, December 14th, 2007
and I told him to go back to his tomb, which apparently is under my desk… WTF Moment.
No Costumes?
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Absolutely no one was dressed up today. How sad. Only one girl wore a wizard/witch hat. but no one else… no penny. no patrick dressed up like a yankee fan. no justus dressed up like a scanner. no christine dressed up like a clown. or anything like that.. okay mick had a dreads-hat on and [...]
Ummm…..
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
Why is everyone in the office walking around and talking like Pirates? Any ideas? I am a little concerned, a little confused, and a little scared….
Help me.
The Great Pretzel Show
Friday, September 14th, 2007
So apparently I have a pretzel show at lunch everyday… If you are interested in attending you will have to wait for the youtube vids to appear within the next couple months… Otherwise, you will just have to imagine it.
!!! TPS Cover Sheet
Friday, September 7th, 2007
HIGH PRIORITY
Please note, effective immediately September 7th, 2007.
All TPS Reports should have a cover sheet.
Please reference the attached TPSreport.pdf for the proper formatting of said TPS Report Cover Sheet.
If there are any questions please contact Human Resources.
THANKS
See attached file here
The Pee City Culprit
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
Seriously now!—- I’ve noticed this about 5 times in the past 2-3 weeks—- But WHO THE HECK is the guy that uses the toilets but doesn’t flush his pee???? Enough is enough….
Not washing hands is bad enough, but can we please…
If I catch this person in the act of leaving said pee, I’m gonna say.. [...]
Saying Good Night is Overrated
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003
Saying Good Night every night at the end of work is so overrated. Aren’t we going to see each other in the morning. I’m a bigger fan of Good Morning I guess. Some people might want me to say good night to them, i’m sorry, i’m just not a good night kinda guy. I’m [...]