This is really old stuff, but here it is for the first time in its entirety.
An Introduction to My World: Take One (from Spring 2001)
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Friday, June 6th, 2008
Okay so last night I came across my monster files of poems from Spring 2001. I took a Poetry workshop class my last semester at school and because of that I was able to dig out a lot of poems during that time period. Unfortunately I haven’t done much with them since then… so I [...]
Okay enough…
Friday, May 9th, 2008
I think I need to force another ultimatim on myself so that I can pump out some words… It’s starting to get really bottled up top. Not since Spring 2006 did I do one of these things, but I am going to start forcing myself to take a few minutes every day and write something… [...]
That’s How I Roll
Thursday, May 1st, 2008
So, I am over using that phrase… so I will do a quick 2 minute rundown of alternative ways to say the same thing.
Thats how I operate
Thats how I integrate
Thats how I calibrate
Thats how I do what I do
Thats how I instigate
Thats how I celebrate
Thats how I do the deeds
Thats how I rock the vote
Thats [...]
sticky nicky loves the p-rocks
Thursday, April 17th, 2008
sticky nicky ran up a tree
and fell ontop her spleen
but then she got a new p-rocks
and felt atop a rock
suddenly cracked a smile
delightful she thought
atop the rock she laughed
she loves her p-rocks
she loves her chinese restaurant
so she took a gander
down marshmallow mocha river
purple thoughts cloud her brain
now she has a mission to attain
a certifiable secret [...]
What does Thursday feel like?
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
we pick up our conversation, previously in progress….
Hey at least its Thursday…. This week has been really really long… Monday felt like Wednesday, Tuesday felt like Wednesday, and yesterday I was confused but happy that the next day was Thursday… now, I’m not sure what to think other than tomorrow is Friday!
Perception vs Reality
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
So sometimes I need to pull a post reprise.. I wrote this 5 years ago yesterday and never got an answer… Maybe some of my current readers will have thoughts….
from 2003-04-01 Perception as Reality
Reality is Perception and Perception is Reality, but what happens when you mix the two together in the same jar, shake it [...]
Okay… How about?
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
I need some inspiration for content…. What would anyone like to learn/know about?
Goooooood!
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
In response to a question about the integrity and the goodness of the day.. (all I said was, “Good Morning”).. I just have to say..
It’s always a good day!
And that’s how I live.
I like goodness.
I am good.
Water is good.
Blue skies are good.
Grey clouds are also good!
That’s just how I roll.
To Gig or Not To Gig?
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
Alright so I started writing this a few weeks ago, I guess it’s about time I revisit it so I can just dump it out of my internal brain queue…. Editor Note- This was written over the course of several weeks…
Today in 2bs.com class we will learn what Patrick really means when he [...]
Rats Chasing Cats
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Rats chasing cats
Cats chasing dogs
Dogs chasing people
People chasing fish
Fish chasing bears
Bears chasing fish
Fish chasing people
People chasing dogs
Dogs chasing cats
Cats chasing rats
So… Message Board?
Friday, November 9th, 2007
Since I am being severly lazy with the release of 2BS 2.0 (or whatever the next redesign—redo—entire website from the original concept built 7 years ago)... ... maybe I have enough active visitors to bring back the MESSAGE BOARD.. and we can have some real fun… away from this 2BS dominated bullshit…. [...]
Stay Tuned Internet Readers
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
Seems as if we here at twobs have not been posting new blogs as of late. The last post came between worlds and the next post will come from this world. It’s Tuesday. Yes. Mark it down. In other news, it’s November. This much I have deemed true. We’ll have to post some pictures up [...]
And The Verdict Is…
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
The Verdict is in..
I had to physically call the village of Afton to get word back on my stupid guilty plea on the speeding ticket.
83 in a 65 on the highway
Any guesses on how much of a fine they whopped on me?
Wash Cloths…
Thursday, October 11th, 2007
Reader Question from TS Elliot:
Does a washcloth ever really need to be washed (provided it doesn’t start to smell)? think about it, everyday it’s full of soap and hot water. what does putting it in the washing machine accomplish?
A washcloth, wash cloth, flannel, or face cloth is a small square about the width of a [...]
The Barcode Ghost
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
A short while ago in a not too far away land lived a barcode with many hands. A barcode unafriad to tell secrets but keen to thoughtless provacation. A barcode unlike no other but alike many others. This barcode lived a happy life always passing with high ANSI standard quality. Til one day along came [...]
Thanks Google..
Friday, September 14th, 2007
Okay, so my page rank on google is going down (as expected) for the search term “Brian Smith”... Yesterday it was 14th, and now it appears to be 11th (which at least is #1 on page 2).. but come on Google… let’s get with the program.. I used to be #1 or #2 [...]
Patience
Thursday, August 30th, 2007
Patience is a virtue.
Patience is the ability to endure waiting, delay, or provocation without becoming annoyed or upset, or to persevere calmly when faced with difficulties.
Impatience is an opposite of patience.
So when waiting for a pot of water to boil, it’s not a matter of how long or how much time it will take, it’s [...]
What the World Needs Now
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
What the world needs more of…
1) Love
2) Laughter
3) Kindness
3) Open-Mindedness
4) Patience
5) Pride
6) Appreciation
7) Music
8) Trees
9) Water
10) Scientific Research
What world needs less of…
1) Violence
2) Terrorism
3) Crime
4) Hate
5) Brainwashing
6) Confusion
7) Drama
8) Apathy
9) Disorder
10) Pointless Destruction
Apparently…
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
I look like a slob? and my handwriting sucks? I honestly just read this on a comment card. (filled out by a couple assholes of course). I can’t explain the slob comment, but as far as the handwriting is concerned, I write my name differently on every single card to try and display some personality [...]
A couple rough drafts…
Saturday, July 1st, 2006
These were written as part of the Spring Implementation project that’s currently on indefinite hiatus. Like I said, rough. My skills have been sleeping for a while so I’ve gotta work through a lotta stupid loophills inside my brain before anything decent comes out. It was tough enough to pull these ideas out. Any ideas/comments [...]
Copies of other thoughts
Thursday, May 18th, 2006
12:03 PM
chill mother fuckers..
relax
don’t do it
put your mind now to it
12:04 PM
Hey Blog
what?
What’s going on?
Not much.
Thursday
Gotta work tonight.
Girl just went back out to the field.
Home alone for at least a week.
Well minus the dog part.
Video games and non stop sports tv.
Lots of other things.
12:06 PM
People Bite
Most people suck. You knew that right?
But anyway, you’re alright.
Just [...]
Implementation Update
Monday, April 10th, 2006
Alright so… 16 Days have gone by since I have initiated my implementation.. Did I tell you about that?.. Well if not, the basic jist is this.. I consider myself a poet, but I haven’t produced much poetry in the past few years soo.. I have cracked down on myself only to produce. Most [...]
Implementation
Sunday, March 26th, 2006
Implementation
Okay before this day passes I must admit. Today I have implented a formal lockdown and because of my insanely long super lack of production I need to open up the floodgates and attempt to write 1 thing creative a day. I have written thousands and thousands of poems in my life and I have [...]
Where do we go now?
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003
the streets are alive with passion.
the hills breathe fire from rain.
I stand here today not a man.
but mankind.
I stand here today lifting my arm to forgive
things I can’t change…
like the red potion of tomorrow,
winds bring cold flowing breeze.
this isn’t a path but a promise.
i’m cold [...]
the hills breathe fire from rain.
I stand here today not a man.
but mankind.
I stand here today lifting my arm to forgive
things I can’t change…
like the red potion of tomorrow,
winds bring cold flowing breeze.
this isn’t a path but a promise.
i’m cold [...]
Kubla Khan
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
Kubla Khan
OR, A VISION IN A DREAM.
A FRAGMENT.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree :
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round :
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing [...]
The Crazies
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
man, some crazy lady was at the laundry mat. man. whoo.. so heres the quick summary of my weekend.
friday
morning 6or7am drive to albany, drop off sara at albany med. drive home. sleep. woken up by cell phone rining 1030am, where the fuck am i? what time is? ahh. jackie. i dont want to talk [...]
friday
morning 6or7am drive to albany, drop off sara at albany med. drive home. sleep. woken up by cell phone rining 1030am, where the fuck am i? what time is? ahh. jackie. i dont want to talk [...]
Reality is Perception and Perception is Reality
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003
Reality is Perception and Perception is Reality, but what happens when you mix the two together and the same jar, shake it up, then dump it out onto the pavement? Do you have spilt milk, spoiled eggs, or just a collection of goo. Thats what I want to know.
Blogging.
Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
Okay, this is from my old blog. I am just going to post it up here. It’s going to say that it’s been posted on March 11, but you and I will know the real deal
Picking up Prescriptions
I just went to the doctors office to pick up a prescription for my girlfriend and they [...]