Category Archives: Ballslogne

The Devil Made Me Do It

That excuse only works today, so take advantage.

That’s How I Roll

So, I am over using that phrase… so I will do a quick 2 minute rundown of alternative ways to say the same thing.

Thats how I operate
Thats how I integrate
Thats how I calibrate
Thats how I do what I do
Thats how I instigate
Thats how I celebrate
Thats how I do the deeds
Thats how I rock the vote
Thats [...]

What does Thursday feel like?

we pick up our conversation, previously in progress….

Hey at least its Thursday…. This week has been really really long… Monday felt like Wednesday, Tuesday felt like Wednesday, and yesterday I was confused but happy that the next day was Thursday… now, I’m not sure what to think other than tomorrow is Friday!

Perception vs Reality

So sometimes I need to pull a post reprise.. I wrote this 5 years ago yesterday and never got an answer… Maybe some of my current readers will have thoughts….

from 2003-04-01 Perception as Reality

Reality is Perception and Perception is Reality, but what happens when you mix the two together in the same jar, shake it [...]

Okay… How about?

I need some inspiration for content…. What would anyone like to learn/know about?

Stay Tuned Internet Readers

Seems as if we here at twobs have not been posting new blogs as of late. The last post came between worlds and the next post will come from this world. It’s Tuesday. Yes. Mark it down. In other news, it’s November. This much I have deemed true. We’ll have to post some pictures up [...]

And The Verdict Is…

The Verdict is in..

I had to physically call the village of Afton to get word back on my stupid guilty plea on the speeding ticket.

83 in a 65 on the highway

Any guesses on how much of a fine they whopped on me?

Thanks Google..

Okay, so my page rank on google is going down (as expected) for the search term “Brian Smith”... Yesterday it was 14th, and now it appears to be 11th (which at least is #1 on page 2).. but come on Google… let’s get with the program.. I used to be #1 or #2 [...]

Apparently…

I look like a slob? and my handwriting sucks?  I honestly just read this on a comment card. (filled out by a couple assholes of course). I can’t explain the slob comment, but as far as the handwriting is concerned, I write my name differently on every single card to try and display some personality [...]

The Crazies

man, some crazy lady was at the laundry mat. man. whoo.. so heres the quick summary of my weekend.
friday
morning 6or7am drive to albany, drop off sara at albany med. drive home. sleep. woken up by cell phone rining 1030am, where the fuck am i? what time is? ahh. jackie. i dont want to talk [...]

Reality is Perception and Perception is Reality

Reality is Perception and Perception is Reality, but what happens when you mix the two together and the same jar, shake it up, then dump it out onto the pavement? Do you have spilt milk, spoiled eggs, or just a collection of goo. Thats what I want to know.

Blogging.

Okay, this is from my old blog. I am just going to post it up here. It’s going to say that it’s been posted on March 11, but you and I will know the real deal

Picking up Prescriptions
I just went to the doctors office to pick up a prescription for my girlfriend and they [...]