I’d like to officially announce my candidacy to you as the future Atlanta Falcons Head Coach. I feel that I am fully qualified for the job. I know a lot about football and believe I have a great understanding of how the team should be built to usher in the new and exciting phase of Falcon football. I have used my playbook in several real-game situations and it has proved to be successful each time. I have some great things in mind to further Michael Vick’s ability and improve upon his already impressive base set of skills. I respect the job that Dan Reeves has done to get the team to the level that it has come to and I have several ideas on how to proceed from here. I can’t disclose all of these ideas, here, in this medium because I am afraid that potential competitiors Nick Saban and Lovie Smith could capitalize on my ideas and take advantage of their public knowledge. Trust me, they are not public knowledge. I have it all planned out. It’s certain to be successfull. Again, I have spent many years watching football at the high school, college, and professional level. Please contact me to talk about specifics regarding when I can come for an interview. I am the right man for the job.