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Apparently…

Posted by on 12/12/2006 3 comments

I look like a slob? and my handwriting sucks?  I honestly just read this on a comment card. (filled out by a couple assholes of course). I can’t explain the slob comment, but as far as the handwriting is concerned, I write my name differently on every single card to try and display some personality and spice up life a little bit. I guess those days are over. Just straight up “Brian” from now on. The same way, every single time.

If 212 degrees is the boiling point, I’m at about 300.  I’ve had it with being treated like shit by non-tipping patrons who seem fine with treating me this way and letting me skimp through life at 2.65 an hour. I’m trying to work out new strategies in my head to try and either wake these people up or at least display some dissatisfaction in this treatment. I’m so ready to move on with life. I’m so ready to just skip ahead about 6 months and be already moved and already starting my new exciting job that puts me in position to win.

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Posted by on 6/6/2006 9 comments

Not all that good a day but not all that bad a day either. Actually I’ve had a pretty good day so far and it’s going to get even better soon. Granted I did work from 11 something til 4 and I did get stiffed maybe ten times today which sucked, but it’s nice outside, I am still breathing, things are good. Sara will actually be here tonight, she’s in town now. But she’s at the lab now, which is why she came to town. After that, It will be time to eat something and that will be good. I don’t know yet what we should eat, I kinda wanna go get something cause I don’t have shit for food here and I’m lazy but even acquiring food still requires some activity. I also got to wash some dishes at work today. It was pretty cool. Didn’t have any standout customers today, okay I guess except for the fat teenage girls who wanted to tell me it was their sisters birthday. Sure, I’ll get right on that. I didn’t sing but I gave her a balloon. I am done giving out free birthday songs. She’s 16 now. Yeah. I actually did get two dollars and change from that table (5 people) so at least I got something out of the deal. Speaking of which I only got a dollar and 4 quarters (5 business dudes) at the same time. Okay, u know what fucking sucks. Yeah we get our share of total freakin scum people who come into Pondo and we just know not to really expect a tip. Sometimes we are surprised by a few bucks, but generally speaking I’m not as upset if I am already not expecting much. However, this business looking-upper class persona that eats at Ponderosa, who obviously all have jobs and probably pretty good paying jobs. They never fucking tip good at all. Like I said I got 2 bucks for 5 guys today and that even suprised me. If I didn’t walk past them as they got up from the table saying “Alright Guys HAVE A GOOD DAY” I don’t think I would have even seen a dollar. Man.. I just don’t get it sometimes. Fucking pisses me right off. But anyway. I’m going to go now, I have tomorrow off and Sara will probably be back sooner or later so I gotta go catch the end of PTI.